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trappedinhermind:

disengagethemexican:

MARIO FUCKING KART

Lmfaoo

Me and my friend (GraGraChan) had a Tumblr chat the other day… I’m slightly worried.

Me:I just noticed that I’ve had my pyjama top on the wrong way round the whole night. Why am I even allowed out?

Grace: Why do any of us exist

Me: God made a couple of mistakes. He was like shit we got a problem

Grace: But it was too late

Me: He desperately tried to hit every key on his keyboard. When that didn’t work he rang up Jesus but Jesus was like ‘Ain’t nobody got time for that’ #YOLO

Grace: Ctrl. alt, delete, amen couldn’t even help

Me: Jesus was like they will have so much swag, it will be fine. So God decided to let the errors live

Grace: And the next time someone says ‘I don’t need no swag’ we will stand as living proof, worshipped for generations to come, statues will be built in honour, and religions created around us. In a few hundred years, year 9 class will be creating a magazine called ‘Swag Today’ 

anus:

i feel bad for my computer, he has to just stare back at me likeimage

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

foodnun:

underwalien:

Irrawaddy Dolphin
The Irrawaddy dolphin is a species of oceanic dolphin found near sea coasts and in estuaries and rivers in parts of the Bay of Bengal and Southeast Asia. Genetically, the Irrawaddy dolphin is closely related to the killer whale.

aw


look at that soulless face that creature doesn’t care if u live or die

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

foodnun:

underwalien:

Irrawaddy Dolphin

The Irrawaddy dolphin is a species of oceanic dolphin found near sea coasts and in estuaries and rivers in parts of the Bay of Bengal and Southeast Asia. Genetically, the Irrawaddy dolphin is closely related to the killer whale.

aw

look at that soulless face that creature doesn’t care if u live or die

drunkpeeta:

I’m laughing so hard because i went to go delete my history and

image

google knows what’s up

normanbecile:

bbcsherlockian:

superwholockfangirl:

bbcsherlockian:

it will forever annoy me that the dash is slightly off centre

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION THAT NOW I’M EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE

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GODDAMNIT

limonlusodasevenbayan:

uykusukacangenc:




That’s how it’s done bitches.


bunlarda bizden mk :D

Tumblr insanı her ülkede Tumblr insanı aq :DD

limonlusodasevenbayan:

uykusukacangenc:


image

That’s how it’s done bitches.

bunlarda bizden mk :D

Tumblr insanı her ülkede Tumblr insanı aq :DD

shitsnothilarious:

So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school. 

violdoveteshire:

imageso you say he can dance to anything

im laughing so hard why are people reblogging this again omg

help tumblr has reached singularity

i love this post

Welcome to the post that got me kicked out of the library 

you’re welcome

I’m crying.

how diD I KNOW

do he got the booty